Fantastical Idiots - funny text adventure description

They are alone. They are in danger. They are fantastically stupid. Who can help them? Nobody.
Well, maybe you can.


These people are fantastically stupid. Their IQ is measured in letters. They get into troubles every minute. Now they are in the most desperate situation in their life. Nothing and no one could help them, but a mysterious cellphone with one contact - yours.


Now there are two Fantastic Idiots in the game:
- Bob - a regular guy, that messed with wrong people.
- Carl - a passenger of a spaceship from a distant future, that was left alone for some reason.
- More Idiots coming soon!

Help them. You are their only hope.