Tweet Chirp Boom! description

Do you hate birds?
Do you mildly dislike birds?
Do you enjoy birds, but wouldn't mind pretending to shoot moderately unrealistic depictions of birds?
Well you're in luck, buddy, because this is the game for you! Tweet Chirp Boom puts state-of-the-art surface-to-air overly-hyphenated anti-bird artillery at your fingertips!


How about medals? Are you a big fan of medals?
This game has so many medals!
Get a bronze medal for shooting at least 75% of the birds in a level.
Get silver for shooting at least 90% of the birds in a level.
Get gold for shooting every bird in a level!


Oh, we have gems too. Who doesn't like gems? Shoot gems and you get points. "What good are points?" you might be asking, which is a perfectly legitimate question because points aren't always a good thing. Unlike the points for my moving violations*, however, points in Tweet Chirp Boom are indeed good because you can use them to upgrade your gun! You're going to need those upgrades when you have 7 or 8 birds simultaneously flying away from you. You think your NES zapper could take out half a dozen birds at once? Guess again, pal! This is the only game that allows you to blast birds and floating gems right out of the sky**. Try it today!


* I don't have any moving violations, but you can see why I wouldn't want points for those, right? They don't even have a high score board. Speaking of which, neither do we. Sorry about that!


** The only game that I personally made that allows you to do those things. I'm not going to claim exclusive ownership of this idea, but hyperbole sells, right?