Soccer Superstar! description

Physics, am I right? Physics is a harsh mistress; a cold, unforgiving contender for the most heartless scientific principal of the year award. Physics does not care that you are rag doll who will die if your soccer ball hits the ground. Physics is not impressed with your seemingly superhuman ability to fling yourself around in bold defiance of natural laws. Physics knows it will win. Physics knows the X's of death will eventually appear in your eyes.

Even worse...

Physics knows you will be back for more.

Simple controls for tons of fun! A single swipe it all it takes to fling your rag doll! Rack up points with every hit! Break the engine for MASSIVE POINTS!