Most Expensive App description

Looking for the most expensive app on the Android Market! You've come to the right place. This is a proof-of-concept app, which has been assigned the highest price possible for an APK on the Android Market.
Please note: This app is just for demonstration purposes, and doesn't actually do anything. So don't be disappointed if you install it and nothing happens.
....Having said that, if you're a millionaire with plenty of cash to spare, you might want to download this just for laughs. Certainly it would give me (the developer) some laughs ;)